don't tempt a girl...

don't tempt a girl on a bad day
when all it takes is a music video on vh1
to make her throw everything she's holding
onto the ground
& stomp to the kitchen

drinking a wine slushy
doesn't sound all that bad
considering we put
last weeks wine
in the freezer
because the open bottle was too tall
for the refrigerator
and if sat on its side
the wine
would end up all over
so instead we have wine slushies

but back to the point
it's better to tempt a girl
on a good day
when she's not emotional
& things are less messy
she says no
she says yes
& in the morning everyone forgets
anything ever happened
rather than trying to remember
what happened the night before